General
beemer
What does beemer mean?
A patient with a very high BMI. Coded language so staff can flag the lifting hazard, the bariatric bed, the hard IV stick, without the patient or family clocking the insult. Not flattering — the medical-humour books admit it 'wouldn't win a prize for sensitivity'.
"Bay 4's a beemer — we'll need the Hovermatt and an extra pair of hands to roll him."
Origin
Backronym off BMI (Body Mass Index), riding on the existing 'Beemer' nickname for a BMW. Doctors get to discuss a patient's weight in front of them without saying the word.
Frequently asked questions
What does Beemer mean in hospital slang?
In hospital slang, a Beemer is an obese patient — the term comes from BMI (Body Mass Index).
How do you use Beemer in a sentence?
"The next patient's a Beemer, so bring the bariatric bed."
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