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pumpkin positive
What does pumpkin positive mean?
The mental image is the joke. Stick a penlight in the patient's mouth and the skull would light up like a jack-o'-lantern because there's so little brain to absorb the light. Doctors use it under their breath about a patient who's not the sharpest — the kind who can't follow simple instructions. Cruel, but it's been kicking around medical break rooms for decades.
"Tried explaining the discharge plan three times — full pumpkin positive."
Origin
Anglo-American medical slang. The 'positive' apes a real clinical sign.
Frequently asked questions
What does Pumpkin positive mean?
Pumpkin positive is dark medical slang suggesting that if you shone a penlight in the patient's mouth, their whole head would glow like a jack-o'-lantern because there's so little brain inside. It's a cruel joke implying the patient isn't very bright.
How do you use Pumpkin positive in a sentence?
"Chart notes joked, in so many words, that the patient was pumpkin positive." It's used mockingly among medical staff to describe someone seen as dim.
Is Pumpkin positive offensive?
Yes, it's derogatory dark humour used privately among medical staff and would be insulting if a patient heard it. It's slang jargon, never an official diagnosis.
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