penis
175 synonyms and 0 antonyms for penis, grouped by meaning and by how common each one is.
Noun — The external male sex organ, used for both urination and sexual intercourse.
Synonyms
Everyday swaps
Common words most readers know — safe in any writing.
down
it
jimmy
johnson
joint
Jonathan
machine
meat
member
organ
package
peter
piece
pipe
root
stem
tail
thing
tool
unit
weapon
yard
Less common
Still standard English, but they carry more weight.
banana
bobby
chopper
cigar
corey
crank
cucumber
dirk
dong
hammer
hog
jock
lad
magnum
Percy
pickle
pike
piston
python
rod
sausage
shaft
snake
sucker
swipe
wang
willie
willy
Rare, literary or technical
Precise, but they will stand out — check the sense before using one.
anaconda
baloney pony
bald-headed hermit
birdie
cack
boonga
choad
choda
custard launcher
D
dicklet
diddle
diddly
dingaling
ding-dong
ding-a-ling
dinger
dingle
dingus
dingy
dinkle
dink
dipstick
disco stick
dog bone
donger
Donkey Kong
dork
doodle
fire hose
gherkin
hairy canary
hot dog
hot rod
hooter
hoo-hoo
jade stalk
jamoke
jigger
John Thomas
joystick
kielbasa
langer
love muscle
lingam
love stick
love truncheon
love sausage
love wand
Master John Goodfellow
male member
manhood
man-meat
meat puppet
meat rod
meat scepter
meatstick
meat stick
membrum virile
nature's scythe
nob
old chap
old fellow
one-eyed trouser snake
pecker
peen
peener
pee-pee
pee-wee
pego
phallus
piece of pork
pillicock
pingas
pink cigar
pink oboe
pintle
pizzle
plonker
pud
pork sword
purple-headed yogurt slinger
putz
p-word
ramrod
rape tool
rutter
salami
schlong
schmuck
sex tool
shlong
shmekl (q
colloquial
Yiddish)
short arm
skin flute
snausage
spitstick
stretcher
tadger
tagger
tallywhacker
tarse
thingy
third leg
tic tac
todger
trouser monkey
trouser snake
truncheon
tube steak
virile member
wee-wee
weenie
weeny
whang
wick
widgie
widdler
wiener
wingwang
winkle
winky
ying-yang